The shower's underpowered in 1103
Cos the hotel's box-ticking as eco-friendly
The water flow limiters work but aren't too
Tricky to take a blunt screwdriver to

The blackout curtains in 1103
Do such a good job they immunise me
From headlights and dawn so I sleep right through
Until the alarm whines to rejoin the crew

The housekeeping's great for 1103
Each evening the room is a joy to re-see
With crispness and sparkle it all looks like new
With stains disappeared and no lingering phew

1102 and 1103
Share a door ideal for a family
But I'm here for work not on hols with you
And you'd not like the noise from 1102

There's one massive bed in 1103
It's more than enough for my android and me
I reckon that three'd be as easy as two
Of four if you're nuts or missing a screw

The bathroom wall's glass in 1103
On tippytoes you could spectate while I pee
But that's not the sort of thing you would do
And I'd rather not demo my number two

There's an opening window in 1103
It's heavy but lets through some sound of the sea
Sometimes I picture that someone once flew
Like often I wonder if I shouldn't do