City barbers' lifelong wages,
Teenagers to final stages
Fill the ancient streets and sticky apps.
Dispense with the lady panicking
Drink relief but do not cling,
Ineveitably never from perhaps.

Unmatched couple D and E
SA/UK next to me
Old, excited, talks too much
Pretty ultra-calm no touch

Dumped adjacent Portugesey,
Exter smoker, inter sleazy,
Begging in the end to not slow go.
Squat beyond on romance, tea, smoke.
Earthy, honest, classic Welsh bloke.
Central and calm for the entire show.

Beauty and the selfish tit
Never met a nice one yit
Self improving needs it too
Pretty naive I assume

Tourists clogging up commuting.
Whining carless Yanks mouth-tooting.
Let them eat themselves at overpriced
Personally wormed, unholy
Unlike bulk hotel art slowly
Making mini spoil heaps so precise.

Laughs out loud to laughter track
Absolute incessant prat
Mystery two seats away
Does she bear this every day?