The doorway is sheltered
In Dubai we melted!
Cardboard is free
It's so great to see
The world rushing by
While they have a lie
Down on the ground
We have to walk 'round

Our kids are oh so adorably sweet
When they squeal from business to their Jimmy feet
To thump around back in economy class
It's great that our children are having a blast
Let's toast good old Islam by slurping our bubbles
Comfortably far from inferior troubles
Security stole all our makeup liquids
But ours are the righteous, most wonderful kids

The help me was so quiet
Probs they didn't mean it
That there was only one
Suggested stuff was done
S'unlikely it was you
They were whispring to
Their life is fine yeah sure
It doesn't bother yours