She's too impatient to date,
Dreams are a terrible waste,
Everything's eaten too quickly to taste,
Chats mostly broadcast hate.

She's too impatient to kiss,
Dates are a terrible waste,
Moments are mangled in slobbery haste,
Every touch is a miss.

She's too impatient to love,
Kisses are a terrible waste,
All of her sleep is efficiently chaste,
Pushes don't make it to shoves.

She's too impatient to dream,
Love is a terrible waste,
Unconcious feelings never get faced,
Days are just blurs between.