Can anyone say
If love is someone you admire
Or a cosy night in front of the fire
Or a shared dream
Or a silent scream
With you

I never knew whether
Love was sausage and chips in the car
Or maybe the sprinkling of vinegar
Or being near
Year after year
You

I always wondered
If love was more like a roof or bed
Or could it be just a pat on the head
And peck on the cheek
Once a week
From you

Who knows, who knows
If love's a bespoke Armani suit
Or the t-shirt I thought was ever so cute
And rather tight
On a Friday night
On you

They say, don't they
That love is blind and always kind
But in love would I even mind
If you tore a hole
In my stupid soul
And blew